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Women
Autor: Cobain (Občasný) - publikováno 9.1.2001 (00:08:25), v časopise 9.1.2001
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How do you know when a women's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told!
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Losing a wife can be hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
Husband: Put your coat on love, I'm going to the bar.
Wife: Are you taking me out for a drink?
Husband: Don't be silly woman, I'm turning the heat off...
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Most accidents happen at home.
And the men have to eat them!
What do you call a woman who has lost her mind?
A widow.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence -
A Life Sentence!!
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