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Taxi driver
Autor: Cobain (Občasný) - publikováno 30.10.2000 (23:28:11), v časopise 30.10.2000
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A minister has just died and is standing on line waiting to be
judges and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in
front of him about himself.
"I'm a taxi driver from Noo Youk Cidy"
Suddenly the angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the
taxi driver steps up. The angel hands him a golden staff and a
cornucopia of fruits, cheeses and wine and lets him pass. The
taxi driver is quite pleased, and proceeds through the gates.
Next, the minister steps up to the angel and the angel hands him
a wooden staff and some bread and water. The minister is very
concerned and asks the angel,
"That guy is a taxi driver and gets a golden staff and a
cornucopia! I spend my entire life as a minister and get nothing!
How can that be?"
The angel replies, "Up here we judge on results, all of your
people sleep through your sermons, in his taxi, they pray."
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