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The Pharmacist
Autor: Cobain (Občasný) - publikováno 13.10.2000 (00:30:14), v časopise 16.10.2000
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| A girl asks her new boyfriend to meet her parents at dinner. As incentive, she says that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time. The boy is ecstatic. But he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because, he says with a wink, I hope to be busy. Come dinner time, the boy shows up at the girl s house. Her girlfriend greets him and escorts him to the dinner table where the girl's parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."The boy whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
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