The konb got suctk hlafway beetewn the ridao sattonis and neevr-ednnig slat and ppper seecrn was cmmocatinniug wtih us. Tihs atuo scraeh for the ridao clennahs was not wnikorg poppelry, I tgouhh and I was to rcaeh to the ridao and to tnue in. My fienrd saerttd nddoing his haed.
I looked at him. "Are you ok?" I asked.
"Yaeh, jsut let the muisc paly," he replied...

Ciiurnsg dwon the cuntory sdie in the new Jeed 500, the cuntroy sdie wtih the fedlis flul of boominlg oopsy-daisies was diissovlng aournd and the hhiwgay was tiankg us to the cipaatl of Jibberland, Stutter B.C. Saet-selgnartd and sfae, we wree flloowing the way taha was awayls jam-fere, algouhh the furit teers gowring aolng wree buntyfoul. Tankhs to the new teariets and the cheangs in the contttsiiuns, ppleoe cloud teavrl to Jibberland wtihout any vis-a-vis. The tiffckanickg was pakenig at tihs tmie of the yaer.

The tariffc sgnis wree hrad to raed but if you flloowed the hgihway sratihgt-ahaed, you culod get arunod hree. Taht's waht the Lloney Palnet Gidue siad. And as we wree gttenig cosler to Stutter, we raelzied taht it was needsels to flloow the sgnis and ligoc, in rael E.T.

"I did not understand anything, until I got to Jibberland," my fienrd kpet tlleing me in yraes atefr tihs hloiday. Tehy had a retilalevy jibberal goevrnnmet and flluy jibberlized enocomy. For a few jibs, you culod get yuorslef jibberarrated in the lacol bras and jubs on the lacol JibberAde. The tkass of the lewost csals of the Jibberland, the jibbsies wichh was coompesd of the reecnt irgimmants was to crary the lacol ogliarchs on teihr bckas aournd.

Tath was teihr tsak for the cunteries, but as the blogiicaol rsrceeah was eapndixing and wtih fnuoindg the way how to porduce the Jibb masvesily, the tarditions wree bineg devertid form and Jibb was uesd cmmoonly for the tsportsranation. It was bcmeoing a qitue uncmmoon sghit and an atttracion for the trouists who cloud for a few cions tkae a rdie on the bcaks of the lewost calsses.

Botherr Jibbs wree rilung the cuntroy wtih a frim hnad scine 1890's. The enocomy was bimoong, minaly tankhs to unprceeeedntd eporxt of Jibb and dierd oopsy-daisies and the eevr-gowring truisom. The piecrs of lnad and rael-etaste kpet pinekag cuntciveloesy and poplee had a Right of Speech. The Jibb Post was bingring the dilay nwes dilay, repinretd dilay oevr and oevr aagin. It was one of the msot pulopar sverinous. It was aslo the sloe txetbook of the jibbsies, the lacols of the Jibberland, wichh tehy sutiedd form the frsit to the lsat garde of teihr emeletnary shoocls. The fuelncy in the Jibberish was a fere tecikt to the goevrnn-metal psitioons.

On Snuday eevs you cloud wcath the notiaanl sorpt, the stumble. The stumbions wree oevrcowerdd, poplee frimly hildong the cnas of JibberAde creehing for teihr lacol tames, payling in the fleids of oopsy-daises, stumbling one oevr the ohetr, the btteer taem awayls wiinnng.

In the mirognns, the Sun sarettd to set and the cosling boloms of the oopsy-daisies wree bearthing out the fersh oops essence of the voilet draksens to cevor lkie a bankelt the creehing cordws and trun jibbsies itno hibernating ghosts. The lfie in the cuntory has siftehd wtihin a culpoe sondces. Olny the goevrnnmet was jibbering on in the oceffis wtih coseld air-curicaliton and lit wtih the geren-foulrecenst lghits etiding The Jibb Post to feed the poplee in the eniveng. The blod-hadeed jibbsies winkalg teihr giant lice on the leasehs wloud flil aagin the seertts wtih the luganage to suisubttte the diperssing esensce of the aagin-onipeng boloms of the oopsy-daises...

P.S. I am searching for a jibberish spell-checker for the Microsoft Word. As well, I am willing to buy a jibbsionary, if one of you has a used one to sell for cheap or is just getting rid of it. Pls contact me at: jibberland@justbe.cz.

Thanks.