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NO WAY TO GET BACK
Autor: squirrel (Občasný) - publikováno 2.7.2004 (11:04:30)
 

NO WAY TO GET BACK


I came to the party. It was in the flat of my best friend Soňa. There were many people-some of them I knew and some of them I had never seen before. Among the young people there were Soňa‘s animals as well; and she used to have a lot of animals. The flat was prepared for a long night. There was everything what young people need to enjoy a party; including alcohol and…marijuana. So, we were drinking, smoking, drinking…

I was in the room and I was listening to silent music. My heart was doing: bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum…and suddenly it stopped. Also the music got quieter. I could hear something different, something between music and speaking but I wasn’t able to understand. While I was going out of this room the noise disappeared too. I came to the kitchen. I took a bottle of green water and drank it all. After that I put the bottle into a bin. I noticed a cat - it was lying between the bin and a broom. My heart started druming and the noise came again. In this time I completely understood the speaking, I completely understood what I should have done.

“Kill the cat, kill the cat! Knife is in the freezer.“ Voice said and I did as I was told.

I opened the door of the freezer and took out the knife. Then I closed my eyes and threw the sharp knife against the cat. A while passed when I looked down on the floor and what I saw made me feel excited. The knife was in the poor animal. I didn’t recognize if it was still alive or not.

“Throw the dead cat out of the window!“ The voice said and I did as I was told.

While I was opening the window I got awesome feelings. Afterwards my hands were a little bit bloodstained.

“Wipe the blood against the green flower!“ The voice said and I did as I was told.

Then I left the kitchen and entered the new room. This room was completely yellow. It looked quite like a bathroom but there was a bed instead of a bath. A person was lying on the bed. He had long green eyebrows and blue hair. On the ceiling there were scissors.

“Take the scissors and cut him his wonderful eyebrows“ The voice said and I did as I was told.

The green hairs were falling down to the carpet. After that I left this room and went to another one-it was a forest which was full of needle-leaved trees. It was very pleasant place.

“Climb up to the tree and save the squirrel!“ The voice said and I did as I was told.

I climbed to the top and got the green squirrel down. I was satisfied because I saved it.

“Tie the squirrel to the tree!“ The voice said and I did as I was told.

I took the rope from my pocket and tied the green squirrel. It made me tired. When this work was done I could sit down.

“Go sleep!“ The voice told me and I kept it in my mind.


I woke up at 11 a.m. and I had a horrible headache. I was lying on the floor in the library. Next to me there was a small dog - Henry - sitting with my belt around its body. I heard screaming from the living-room, so I stood up and went there. When I came there I recognized friends from the evening. All of them looked sad and sick. I noticed one of my friends-Johana. Her face looked strange…not like ordinary. Then I saw my best friend. She was sitting on the floor and weeping. In front of her there was a dead body of her cat. “How is it possible…I dropped it out!“ I thought at first. After a while I realized what I did. „What awful things I did?“

Johana looked curious because of her fringe-it was so much shorter and cut crooked. Behind her there was a flower-its leaves were red. “What horrible things I did!“

I started weeping…my green tears were running down my cheeks.




Poznámky k tomuto příspěvku
BlueSky (Občasný) - 2.7.2004 > Too much...."green":-)
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milhaus (Občasný) - 2.7.2004 > a pointa? jako že se ti to nezdálo? hm síla originálu :))))
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Ymdes (Občasný) - 2.7.2004 >

Kdybych to mu rozuměl,

tady bych už neseděl.

 


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Andulka (Občasný) - 2.7.2004 > Very disturbing!Ale velmi dobre napsany! I kdyz je to zvraceny, je ten myslenkovy proces napsan uprimne, duveryhodne.....netreba zadne zvlastni pointy. Pointa je v tom pribehu samotnem. Me u toho napadla ta scena od Dostojevskij ve Zlocin a trest....jak se pripravoval na vrazdu a jak zabil a jak premyslel!
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Přítel antisvěta (Občasný) - 18.7.2004 > pointa tak nějak chybí. plus když neumíš psát anglicky, tak nepiš. teď nechci říct že tamjsou chyby, ale používáš hodně moc základní angličtinu. Napsat totéž česky pochopíš co myslím.
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cirrat (Občasný) - 7.10.2004 >
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